You forgot Valentine’s Day, her birthday, your anniversary. You lied about that mystery phone number (you didn’t mean to give that girl your business card). You missed her huge family event – you know, the one she was talking about for weeks.

Whatever you did, you really blew it this time. You need to climb your way back into her heart – but you know it’s going to be a long way up. What can you do to accelerate the process? Because we truly believe you’re sorry – right? – we’ve got some suggestions on how to extract yourself from dog house.

Cook Her a Surprise Meal
No, we don’t mean heat something up. Grilling isn’t allowed, either. Luckily, the internet makes things simple for amateur chefs. Just pick a dinner item you know she likes (say, chicken) and type its name plus “recipes” into Google, and you’ll be rewarded with hundreds of easy meal ideas. Set the table with a little flair, and light a candle or two.

Clean the House
Please consider this one, we beg of you. Cleaning the house is underrated. For maximum effect, don’t hire a maid – do it yourself. And when she arrives home and discovers what you’ve done, make sure to tell her how grateful you are for all the times she’s cleaned up herself.

Bring the Spa Home
Every woman loves the spa. But spas can be daunting territory for men, even if they’re just stopping by to purchase a spa gift card. We’ve got your answer: it’s called Luxury on Location (yeah, shameless plug, we know). Luxury on Location brings the mobile spa right to her front door. It’s more personal than a gift certificate (though we do offer them!), and far less clumsy than one of your awkward massages.

The ultimate way to get out of the doghouse: all of the above – all in one afternoon. And don’t forget to say you’re sorry. Repeatedly.